Dan Jaworski, widely known as “Mr. Metaphor,” has kicked the bucket. He had been under the weather for some time, but became sick as a dog in recent weeks and is now dead as a doornail.
“Mr. Metaphor” was a sharp cookie who wasn’t afraid to stick his neck out. Although he would sometimes rub people the wrong way and ruffle a few feathers, deep down he was right as rain. He was an eager beaver who ate like a horse and lived high on the hog. No stick in the mud, Jaworski liked to drink like a fish and sow his wild oats, so he never tied the knot.
Shortly before he bought the farm, “Mr. Metaphor” finally saw the light, buried the hatchet, put his best foot forward, and payed the piper.
