Sarcasticstan today issued a “really, really, heart-felt” apology to Serbia for “accidentally” raining short-range missiles on Belgrade.
“We are like, soooooo sorry,” said a Sarcasticstan Foreign Ministry official in a statement issued early this morning. “We care sooooo much about your precious country and its wonderful citizens, and we feel just awful about this whole “mistake,” because we care so much about all of you and what you think of us.”
Serbia responded by massing 200,000 troops on its border with Sarcasticstan, recalling its ambassador from the UN, and bombing Kosovo, just for good measure.
“Like that really scares us,” responded the Sarcasticstan President, David Spade. “Why don’t you just take your little army and try to scare someone else, like maybe the Girl Scouts? Buh-bye!”
