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NEW YORK — Seeking to make the best out a bad situation, Toyota today unveiled several new advertising slogans.

Toyota Recall

Toyota. Stick with us.

Toyota has recently been forced to recall 5.3 million vehicles to fix a problem in which the gas pedal can become caught on the edge of the removable floormat. That problem can cause the vehicle to accelerate uncontrollably.

In an attempt to stress the positive aspects of what has quickly become a public relations nightmare, Toyota will use the following new slogans in its advertising campaigns:

  • Toyota. Moving forward. Really fast.
  • Toyota. Uncontrollable excitement.
  • Toyota. Nothing can stop us.
  • Toyota. Expect the unexpected.
  • Toyota. No holding back.
  • Toyota. Unstoppable performance.
  • Oh what a feeling! Of complete terror!
  • I love what you do for me, Toyota! (personal injury attorney)
  • Ask someone who crashed one.
  • The best built cars in the world. Except for the gas pedal.
  • Hey, at least the airbags worked!

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