David Hoyle » Movies http://blog.davidhoyle.com Humor Blog Wed, 11 Jan 2012 01:56:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Worst Christmas Movies http://blog.davidhoyle.com/2011/12/21/worst-christmas-movies/ http://blog.davidhoyle.com/2011/12/21/worst-christmas-movies/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 01:35:28 +0000 dhoyle http://blog.davidhoyle.com/?p=3868 The Worst Christmas Movies of All Time

Source: IMDb (Imaginary Movie Database)

  • It’s a Wonderful Tumor
  • White Supremacy Christmas
  • Home Alone (with Jerry Sandusky)
  • The Poland Express
  • A Christmas Demerol
  • How the Grinch Stole My Virginity
  • The Muppet Christmas Massacre
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Road-Kill
  • No Country for Old Elves
  • Home for Christmas with Dirty Laundry
  • Venereal on 34th Street
  • Ernest Saves Private Ryan
  • The Santa Supremacy
  • The Silence of the Reindeer
  • Deck the Wife
  • Christmas with the Crabs
  • Silent Night, Carbon Monoxide Night
  • Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Colonoscopy
  • Twas the Night Before Christmas and Daddy Was Very Drunk
  • Santa Claus Conquers the Jews
  • Yes, Virginia, You’ll Believe Anything
]]> http://blog.davidhoyle.com/2011/12/21/worst-christmas-movies/feed/ 0 The Curious Case of Benjamin Buxom http://blog.davidhoyle.com/2009/01/30/the-curious-case-of-benjamin-buxom/ http://blog.davidhoyle.com/2009/01/30/the-curious-case-of-benjamin-buxom/#comments Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:03:46 +0000 dhoyle http://blog.davidhoyle.com/?p=211 “I was born under usual circumstances. But then I grew breasts…”Man with breasts -- brad pitt with breasts in a tank top -- from the movie benjamin buxom

And so begins the new Playtex Pictures film The Curious Case of Benjamin Buxom, adapted from the 1920s story by F. Scott Fitzgerald about a man who develops large mammary glands. A man like any of us…except for the breasts.

We follow his story set in New Orleans from the end of World War I in 1918, into the 21st century, following his journey that is as unusual as any man’s life can be, especially if he has large breasts.

Man with breasts wearing a bra -- brad pitt with breasts wearing a bra -- from the movie benjamin buxomDirected by David Fincher and starring Brad Pitt as Benjamin, Cate Blanchett as Daisy, and Angelina Jolie’s breasts as The Breasts, The Curious Case of Benjamin Buxom is a grand tale of a not so ordinary man and the people and places he discovers along the way, the wet t-shirt contests he enters, the joys of a well-fitted bra, and the sadness of lower back pain.

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