David Hoyle

What euphemism — other than “disco stick,” which she already used –  for a particular portion of the male anatomy should Lady Gaga use in her next hit song?

Caffeine addicts, cast your vote below.

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What are the best baby names based on popular drugs? Cast your vote below.

WTF? Just what exactly do these mysterious letters stand for? I came up with a few possible explanations for this acronym — you can vote on them below. Or post your own suggestion as a comment.