A
- AIG Changes Name to CIA
- America's Next Top Mongrel
- America's Next Top Yodel
- Amish Nuclear Heaters
- Amish Road Rage
- Ask a Lunatic
B
- 'Balloon Boy' Abducted by Aliens
- Bill Moyers' Gerbil
C
- California Allows Same-Sect Marriage
- California Approves No-Sex Marriage
- CDC Confirms 7 Cases of Mime Flu in Humans
- CDC Confirms 7 Cases of Swine Flu in Humans
- CDC Warns Against Kissing Balls
- Cleavage Tattoos
- Climbers Will Make 2nd Attempt to Scale Amy Winehouse's Hair
- Clinton to Obama: "Let's Do It On the Back of a Flatbed Truck"
- Clinton: Obama has Projectile Dysfunction
- Coca-Colon
- ComaToes
- Competitive Eating to be Followed by Competitive Vomiting
- Confession
D
- Debbie Dieyer's Green Body Bags
- Depression
- Dinosaurs Killed by Giant Vomit
- Doctors Remove Toxic Bile from Dick Cheney
- Drinking With the Stars
E
- E! Coli Outbreak Prompts Celebrity Recall
- Experts: Paul Michael Glaser to Blame for Recession
F
- FedEx-Lax
- Funeral Crashers
G
- Gangsta Wrap
- Gore Warning: Global Boring
H
- Hearing Disorder Named After Sarah Palin
I
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of B'nai Shalom
- Irrational Geographic
J
- Jason Castro Voted Off American Idol
L
- Last Voyage of the Titanic
M
- Madonna Adopts Highway
- Magician Disappears
- Martha Stewart Drinking
M (continued)
- Martha Stewart Dying
- Miss Piggy Detained, Quarantined
- Mr. Metaphor Kicks the Bucket
- Mystery Inc. Lays Off Shaggy, Scooby
N
- Nerd Rage: Programmer Goes On Shooting Spree
- Never-kissed Woman Wows Cowell -- and Cyberspace
- New Credit Card Fees for Non-Cardholders
- New Findings: Universe is 90% Dork Matter
- New Study: People With Silly Names Face Discrimination
O
- Obama Wins "Dancing With the Stars"
- Obama: It's Not Like a Monkey is Chewing Your Face Off
- Obama: Things Could Be Much Worse
- Obscenity
P
- Philly Cheesecake
- Pope-pourri Spray
- Prince Charles Has Operation to Remove Growth
R
- Red Sox Nation Conducts 2nd Nuclear Missile Test
- Republicans Laminate John McCain
- Rev. Al Sharpton Objects to "Dark" Matter
- Robe Rage
S
- Sarcasticstan Issues "Apology" to Serbia
- Scientist Uses SuperCollider to Heat Lean Cuisine
- Sea of Galilee Surfin' Safari
- Senate Report: Rice, Cheney OK'd CIA Use of Wakeboarding
- Sexual Innuendo, Sports Metaphors Collide at Company Meeting
- "Shawty" Burned in Fire on Dance Floor
- Spammogram
- Star Trek Episode 23
- Store Manager Charged with Dropping Trousers
- Stuff Weird People Like
- Supernanny Deployed to Iraq
T
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Buxom
- The Sound of Mucus
- Tiger Woods Apologizes for "Using His Club" Improperly
- Toy Yoda Recall Announced
- Toyota Unveils New Advertising Slogans
U
- Underwear Bomber Is Not Funny, Experts Say
- US Cargo Ship Seized by Pilates
V
- Visit Mexico...Where the Fun is Contagious!
W
- Winkler Arrested in Alleged Fonzie Scheme
