David Hoyle

"I can cure the lame. I can cure the blind. I can even cure lepers. But there’s no cure for stupid."

"Go back? Oh sure, that sounds like a great idea. It’ll be fun to see what they nail me to this time."

"Sometimes I think I should have stayed a carpenter. The money was good, and I was my own boss. And I was the Nailer, not the Nail-ee."

"Look, I understand that symbolism is important. But can we just talk about this whole cross thing a little bit more?"