Posted in Music, Song Lyrics on Jan 10th, 2012
With apologies to The Tubes…
Steam Punks on Dope
Steam punk had to race for the old times
Spent my cash on every piston I could find
Wasted time in every blimp that held air
Wearing goggles I don’t need, but I don’t care
We’re steam punks on dope
Mom & Dad left their credit cards
Max them out buying costumes and scopes
Can’t get real, though I know I should
Steam punks on dope
Steam punks on dope
Other dudes are living in the ghetto
But Victorian England seems much betto
We’re steam punks on dope
Mom & Dad left their credit cards
Max them out buying costumes and scopes
I can’t get real, though I know I should
Steam punks on dope
Steam punks on dope
I go crazy ’cause my folks are so freaking rich
Have to pose when I get that rich steam punk itch
Sounds real classy, living in a tableau
So lonely, all the other kids will never know
We’re steam punks on dope
Mom & Dad left their credit cards
Max them out buying costumes and scopes
Can’t get real, though I know I should
Steam punks on dope
Steam punks on dope
Posted in Music, Song Lyrics on Feb 3rd, 2011
With apologies to Mumford & Sons…
Little Lying Man
Weep for yourself, my man,
Those chili dogs will burn you at the heart
Weep little lying man,
You’ll never be accepted if you fart
Smell yourself and rate yourself,
Take all the GasEx you have left
Waste it all on fixing up the problems
That you made while you fed
But it was not your fart, but mine
And it was my fart all the time
I nearly shit myself this time
Didn’t I, my dear? Didn’t I, my dear?
Tremble for yourself, my man,
You know that you have smelled this all before
Tremble little lying man,
You always smell just like a wild boar
Your waste is graceless in my face,
Your bold smell makes my eyes burn like heck
Now learn from your proctologist
Or else spend your days making folks say, “Blech!”
But it was not your fart, but mine
And it was my fart all the time
I nearly shit myself this time
Didn’t I, my dear? Didn’t I, my dear?
Well, it was not your fart, but mine
And it was my fart all the time
I nearly shit myself this time
Didn’t I, my dear?
But it was not your fart, but mine
And it was my fart all the time
I nearly shit myself this time
Didn’t I, my dear? Didn’t I, my dear?
